Adam Decides to Summon that which Cannot be


Adam’s Demon Summoning to-do list:

  • Contact Morton’s Salt as a potential sponsor.
  • Contact Ginsu as a potential sacrificial dagger sponsor.
  • Watch The Gate/The Gate II the necessary number of times to commit to memory Terry’s best practices for demon summoning.
  • Purchase an Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians album. Maybe some King Diamond, too.
  • Persuade the Wizard to divulge his secrets. (What’s in the Basket?)
  • Collect a quantity of salt (enough to form a decent summoning circle) that has hit the Devil in the eye at least one time.
  • Do push-ups.
  • Purchase an Avon Necronomicon.
  • Locate an antique Ouija board – preferably radioactive.


Once the summoning is complete, ask the Demon whether Rey is a Solo – despite the fact that Dan has provided several water-tight arguments refuting this theory.

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